Dirty Girls Giveaway!

Good morning, grody friends! If would like to win a free copy of my new humor book Dirty Girls, The Naked Truth About Our Guilty Secrets (Unpretty, Unclean and Utterly Horrifying) then I am hosting a little competition. I’m looking for some real DIRTY girl stories, and the grossest, most hilarious ones win! I will also post them on this blog, so you’ll have to let me know if you want your name attached or if you want to remain anonymous. You can send in anything you like, but I’m looking for something along the lines of this: “Once in college I was at a club and went outside to pee in the parking lot. Well, I accidentally pooped at the same time. That was gross enough in and of itself, but suddenly some cute guy came over to where I was to take a leak and I had to kick the shit underneath a car so he wouldn’t see it.”

You read that right. That is a true story and it happened to one of my friends. Now yours doesn’t have to be that extreme, but you get the gist—something funny, embarrassing, gross, perhaps a sexual mishap, perhaps something about accidentally audibly farting at a really bad moment. Whatever you want. You send em in, I’ll print them.

Email me at gilliantelling@gmail.com, with the subject Dirty Girl. Thanks, and may the nastiest bitch win!