Dutch Oven

I was on Cosmo Sirius radio today talk about Dirty Girls, and we got a call from a woman named (michelle? Rachelle?) who wanted to weigh in on our dirty talk to say that she gave a GREAT dutch oven. Unfortunately our host Patrick (who is actually super cool, but, like most straight guys, does not like thinking about women pooping or tooting or being hairy whatsoever) hung up on her before she could elaborate. But if you are out there michelle/rachelle, I just want you to know I could have talked to you longer about this and would love it if you got in touch so I could post the rest of what you wanted to say! My theory is, like most women, Michelle/Rachelle was talking about how enjoyable it is when you can beef under the covers (when you are alone, of course) and freely sniff at the curiously awesome results.  Look people, this isn’t a big deal. There isn’t a human alive who isn’t somewhat psyched about a good, long, stanky fart in bed. Besides me of course, I mean that is just unladylike and I never do things like that.