Hi, I'm a sexy round potato. You know you want me.

I can see how this is sort of "sexy" until she puts the long shnozz up to her face.

"I just looove the colorful fishies. But did you know that coral reefs are in danger of being wiped out completely withint the next fifty years, thanks to man's inability to stop burning fossil fuels? The levels of acid in the Oceans are really horrific. Want to have sex?"

Sea turtles are so cute and look like wisened old grandpas. There is no way they can ever, ever be considered "sexy."

"Mmm, mynickname is JAWS. Tee hee, I'll eat you alive! I'm also considered a delicacy in China. Well, just my fin is, actually. They cut off my fin and throw me overboard to die. My friends and family actually eat me while I'm still alive, it's kind of not cool. "

Besides finding mental patients who are in danger of harming themselves or others the least sexy people alive, how is she supposed to hold her drink? Stupid and unfunctional.

I know there are a lot of weird fetishes out there. Is lady train conductors one of them? Seems like she's just risking a lot of "All Aboard!" jokes.

The real problem I have with this outfit is that it's plain lazy. Take away the Zorro mask and this is what I wear to bed or to work out.

This Jessica Rabbit looks like a tranny who wants to beat you at arm wrestling. Sexy? No.