Ironic Tees That Are Funny

Today I was taking the beautiful 4 train to the City Hall area and there was a dork on the train wearing a “funny tee” that had a squirrel on it holding a nut and it said, “I’d like to bust a nut inside of you.” The man was about 40, not an 18 year old frat boy, so it was both weird and the t-shirt was stupid.  Don’t get me wrong though, I like a good funny tee if it’s actually funny. Here are a few that made me Lol for real. (My absolute favorite is “What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?” and shows him hang gliding, but I couldn’t find it.) If you can’t read the 2nd, it says “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.”