The Grossest Thing You’ll See All Day

For a long time I thought the worst thing someone could do to their body was tattoo their faces or get some Bride of Wildenstein cat lady plastic surgery, but I was wrong. This is pretty much the most gruesome thing you can do to your poor head. These Japanese kids inject saline into their foreheads, which then swells into a giant mushy lump that they can MOLD with their fingers. Someone nicknamed it “bagelheading.” I don’t think it’s an actual trend, just a couple of weirdos doing something weird, but Jesus. Why would you want to look like you had a bad birth defect? Who wakes up one day and is all, “Hey, I wish it looked like I had two bagels growing out of my forehead. It would be so cool.”

Wrong. Just wrong.