The Unsexiest “Sexy” Costumes Ever

My friend and I used to joke that for Halloween we were going to go as a “sexy number two pencil,” or a “sexy stapler.” Because, as we all know, you can take any character or object, turn it “sexy” and voila, instant Halloween outfit. (On principal, I refused to be anything sexy for Halloween for years, which resulted in me dressing up as: Teen Wolf, a hunchback, an albino, and a mime over the years.) Anyway I just clicked through all of the slutty ones this company Yandy puts out, and here are the ones that made me seriously LOL. Click on on the images to read just why they are so freaking unsexy, as if it weren’t obvious.

Sexy Skunk

Sexy CSI

Sexy Phantom of the Opera

Sexy Orphan