A no-holds barred look at the hilarious underbelly of what it means to be female, DIRTY GIRLS lays bare the secrets of the fairer sex. Women don’t come from a different planet than men, that is — in fact, both sexes want the exact same things: success, friendships, semi-functional families, semi-functioning relationships, good bodies, and lots and lots of great sex.

But there’s more. Even though we pluck, we wax, and we put on war paint to mask our blemishes, we also regularly watch porn.  We wear our bikini bottoms when we run out of clean underwear.  When we’re alone, we eat Cheetos and peanut butter on spoons for dinner. Women are fascinating, beautiful and, yes, disgusting creatures, and we shouldn’t be ashamed of it.  DIRTY GIRLS exposes the filthy, lazy, fabulous truth that, everything boys can do, girls can do better…

Auchtung! German Edition in stores May 20th!“Dirty Girls” is one of the funniest — and most accurate — books I’ve read in a long time. Seriously, men have long thought they were the filthier sex, but this book proves women could outdo them in every sense of the word. “- Amelia Mcdonell-Parry, Editor in Chief, The Frisky.com

“This book is for everyone who wants the steamy sexcapades of Sex and City crossed with the gross habits that you thought only belonged to the world of men. A great read and a hillarious look into the REAL lives of women. “- random Amazon reviewer